And he still smells like my body wash. <3
Just come OUT already!
Laying on his chest right now compared to a shitty foam party. I took the better deal.
Normal people: Why wont it open!?
Me: Y U NO OPEN!!??
Normal people: I feel so lonely
Me: forever alone…
Normal people: Ohh, I get it!
Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
Normal people: Lol, i dont care.
Me: Cool story bro.
Normal people: OMG, hot guy alert!!
Me: UNF! HNNNNGGGGGG.
Normal people: hahahahahahhaha, that’s funny!!
Me: hahahhaahaha, what is air??!
Normal people: I’m so angry.
Normal people: I’m cool
Me: Like a Boss
Thank you, Tumblr!
Like normal people would be like: OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT REBECCA BLACK CHICK AND HER ENORMOUSLY STUPID SONG CALLED “FRIDAY”? I JUST SAW IT LAST NIGHT OMG
And if you’re from Tumblr, you know you’d be like: Bitch, I saw that video two weeks ago WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN.
Music: We have Youtube for that.
Sports: We have Wii
Spanish: We watch Dora.
English: Everything is shortened anyway.
Math: that’s why we have calculators.
Geography: I’ll buy a Globe.
History: They’re all dead anyway.
and in our OVER-ALL source of random knowledge…