Petratheophobia
March 2011
I woke up this morning...
And he still smells like my body wash. <3
*SERIOUSLY*
Just come OUT already!
friday has been stuck in my head all week.
Laying on his chest right now compared to a shitty foam party. I took the better deal.
When you sing lyrics to a song without messing up.
Play
0:30
TUMBLR. WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?
Normal people: Why wont it open!?
Me: Y U NO OPEN!!??Normal people: I feel so lonely
Me: forever alone…Normal people: Ohh, I get it!
Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.Normal people: Lol, i dont care.
Me: Cool story bro.Normal people: OMG, hot guy alert!!
Me: UNF! HNNNNGGGGGG.Normal people: hahahahahahhaha, that’s funny!!
Me: hahahhaahaha, what is air??!Normal people: I’m so angry.
Me: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUNormal people: I’m cool
Me: Like a BossThank you, Tumblr!
I honestly think that Tumblr people are the first people to know about EVERYTHING that goes viral
Like normal people would be like: OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT REBECCA BLACK CHICK AND HER ENORMOUSLY STUPID SONG CALLED “FRIDAY”? I JUST SAW IT LAST NIGHT OMG
And if you’re from Tumblr, you know you’d be like: Bitch, I saw that video two weeks ago WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN.
School is unnecessary.
Music: We have Youtube for that.
Sports: We have Wii
Spanish: We watch Dora.
English: Everything is shortened anyway.
Math: that’s why we have calculators.
Geography: I’ll buy a Globe.
History: They’re all dead anyway.
and in our OVER-ALL source of random knowledge…
we have
When guys stretch & their shirts rise up so you can see their boxers.
Rebecca Black, we don't hate you because you're famous. You're famous because we hate you.
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
