Petratheophobia

May 30

davidisbeyonce:

jesuschristvevo:

imagine avril lavigne as a mom

“hey hey you you i dont like your boyfriend”

“but mom!”

“no way no way youre never gonna see him”

“MOM”

“HEY HEY YOU YOU YOURE FUCKING GROUNDED”

May 30

electracution:

azealiabanksvevo:

escapefromoblivion:

Here’s a quick preview. Didn’t spend too much time on this. It’s the intro for the concert and the title track of the album.

I’m Electra, I’m Electra Heart

Only living, living in the dark

Lights, they blind me

Can we go back, go back to the start?

Where the holy father made his mark

Lights, they blind me

Can we go back?

AGAIN

got my pussy wetter than the nile river gyadamn

May 30

I’ve walked all the way from New York City to Nebraska to get him back.

May 30

lulz-time:

image

LOL

May 29

feistyfrank:

legendary

May 29

youbothkickedoffyourshoes:

I’M GOING TO MAKE THAT PLAYLIST

WANT

May 29
May 29

justtouchedawkwardly:

first i was afraid

image

May 29
bitchslap-barbie:

thusspakekate:

shewalkslikethunder:

shit just got real
May 29
May 29

letslikemakememories:

watchtheskytonight:

satan-official:

thearchangeltrickster:

bandannarama:

iamtonysexual:

biptch:

don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation 

hip rotation 

booty sensation 

L 

*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*

*says a Latin incantation*

waits for lucifer with anticipation

your waiting is over my friends

ALL HAIL THE LORD SATAN

what the fuck is wrong with this website

May 29
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

May 29
May 26

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May 26
annehathawillannehathaway:

psyducked:

one has no eyes and the other has no arms, Beatrix Kiddo is one fucked up woman if she wants to beat up cripples

I think it’s going to be vernita’s daughter coming after her for revenge 

NFLDMSLGPSNSPNTTODPAKISWJTLSNWKQLAJEOSKA. I WANT.

annehathawillannehathaway:

psyducked:

one has no eyes and the other has no arms, Beatrix Kiddo is one fucked up woman if she wants to beat up cripples

I think it’s going to be vernita’s daughter coming after her for revenge 

NFLDMSLGPSNSPNTTODPAKISWJTLSNWKQLAJEOSKA. I WANT.